Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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