I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This is the high leading the old right now
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
