Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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