you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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