but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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