her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
false alarm, still single
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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