CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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