I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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