Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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