I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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