I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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