it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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