how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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