It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's never too late to be topless.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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