i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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