handjob tips. give me some.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He felt like a one man threesome
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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