Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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