did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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