his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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