24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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