Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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