took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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