didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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