We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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