I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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