C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
