did you get engaged???
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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