just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
this is an emotional support booty call
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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