are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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