Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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