He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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