The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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