I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You took a bar mat shot.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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