Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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