8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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