What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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