Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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