go do what you do best...puke behind churches
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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