I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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