You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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