Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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