He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
