Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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