at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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