Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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