She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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