hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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