grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I bet he comes in French.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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