Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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