i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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